This message has been approved by Jacky Browles. For those not in the know, search youtube for "redstate update". Funny rednecks. Ok, here is the updated status of my schools:
OHSU: Said no up front to yours truly. Hold status for 5+ months, then "we don't want you here". Fine.
UVM: Middle third of the waiting list.
SLU: Still accepted, working out financial aid details.
Monday, June 04, 2007
The Crazier They Come
So, here are a few quotes from the confused, DT'ing, mentally ill, demented patients that I have seen in the past few weeks.
"Are you using an axe to draw my blood ? "
"There was a colored man who came out of the clock and stood in my body"
" The people on the TV came out of it and talked with me"
" I couldn't sleep last night because of the fish swimming in the wall".... "There were tons of them: salmon, blugill, trout, and bass." -note: this was from the patient who had removed one of the wall panels to get at the fish. Needless to say the maintenance man was confused when he asked why the panel had been removed in the first place.
"My leg's not F---ing broken!!"- Young man in CT scanner whose leg was broken in half at the femur. Yes, my friend, it most certainly is broken.
"You can't check my blood sugar. I only let people check my blood glucose". Ok. Whatever you say, you're the boss.
"Are you using an axe to draw my blood ? "
"There was a colored man who came out of the clock and stood in my body"
" The people on the TV came out of it and talked with me"
" I couldn't sleep last night because of the fish swimming in the wall".... "There were tons of them: salmon, blugill, trout, and bass." -note: this was from the patient who had removed one of the wall panels to get at the fish. Needless to say the maintenance man was confused when he asked why the panel had been removed in the first place.
"My leg's not F---ing broken!!"- Young man in CT scanner whose leg was broken in half at the femur. Yes, my friend, it most certainly is broken.
"You can't check my blood sugar. I only let people check my blood glucose". Ok. Whatever you say, you're the boss.
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