OHSU = not fun

WEll folks, the day at OHSU was thoroughly ugly and distasteful. It began with a rush-hour panic on the way to the OHSU campus becasue I thought I wouldn't get there on time, but would get stuck in Wilsonville on I-5. To be brief, the interviews did not go well. My first interviewer grilled me more or less conversationally for an hour. My first gaffe was in response to the very first question- 'where is my dad from', to which i erroneously answered upstate new york, then changed my mind to Chicago. great. He asked, "that's kind of important to know, isn't it". Is it? I don't think so. Since my dad and I don't converse regularly, it's hardly surprising that I don't know where he was born. the rest of the day went downhill.

The Balance of Rejection

Well I have another rejection to add to the growing list. Thursday Dartmouth rejected me without an interview. But I wrote such a wonderful review in this Blog! Oh well. To counteract the rejection, OHSU asked me to interview with them next month. YEHAWW. That's great, and it means I'd better start brushing up on my health care policy and other interview topics.
-SS

Ragefest

So, it has been brought to my attention by a loyal reader that the bulk of my blog is made up of rants about incompetant nurses. I have vowed to change in the past, but sometimes the circumstances force me to recant. I shall henceforth attempt to balance every humorous anecdote about a bumbling co-worker with a heartwarming tale of medical tenderness.
In the interest of ceasing my meta-blogging, I will return to the original premise of this blog, my premed life. I urge you all to use MDapplicants.com to follow how my application process is going, my profile is pretty easily found using the search functions. For those who are too lazy to do so, here is the process as it now stands:

Interviews:
University of Vermont

Rejections:
George Washington (snail mail 11/20)
Northwestern University Feinberg SOM
Indiana University
Boston University

Holds:
Albany Medical College

Remaining applications:
OHSU
Loyola
Jefferson
Loma Linda
Dartmouth (C'mon Dirtmouth!!)
McGill
St. Louis U
Tufts
Drexel
Temple
Louisville
Penn State
Rush University
Medical College of Wisconsin

Of those applications still outstanding, I expect interviews at OHSU and hope for one at Loma Linda and McGill. Of course any of the remaining schools would be great as well, but I think realistically those are my best options.

The Jerk Nurse

So, I won't name names, but Nurse M. from PCU is a schmuck! I can't stand this woman! She embodies incompetence! She was rude and inconsiderate both to me, her coworker and to the patient. I ask you this. After a patient finishes puking up his guts into an emesis basin, do you think he wants to think about eating more? No. Why offer him something? Perhaps he absolutely needed to have something in his stomach, and I don't know those mitigating circumstances. I've had run-ins with M before. She tried to do capillary blood glucose test from a patient's earlobe. Ok, but the protocols explicitly state that under NO circumstances is this to be done! Finger ONLY! Since the earlobe wasn't working, where should you turn to get blood. From the fingertip like you should? NO!, but from the forearm! Yes, there are plenty of veins and arteries in the arm. This, however, is a CBG, to be done from capillary blood. The moron tried 3 more times, and undoubtedly the 1 mm lancet barely pierced the dead skin on the guy's arm. Since she struck out, she finally resorted to following procedure, and what do you know? She got blood! WOW! Can you imagine? If you do something the way you should, it should turn out the way it should!

Interview

So it's been a long time since I've updated the ol' blog. Faithful readers, I HAVE AN INTERVIEW!! On nov. 28, I have an interview at University of Vermont! I'm flying out Nov 27, back home by midnight 28. Keep your fingers crossed for me!